Book Tickets

Milton Jones in Milton: Impossible

Crewe Lyceum Theatre

Sunday 19 September 2021

Milton Jones: Milton Impossible

One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really.

Milton reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week and Live at the Apollo.

But this is also a love story with the twist, or at least a really bad sprain.

Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price. Sainsbury's, where good food costs less.

He’s fast, absurd and very Funny
Radio Times

No-one can touch Jones when he hits his stride.
The Guardian

Rescheduled from 13 March 2021. Cannot attend the new date?

Ticket Prices

Tickets: £31.50

Show & Dine*: £51.50 (arrival 5:45 PM)

*see pre-show dining tab for more information

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Pre-Show Dining

Dine with us in our restaurant before enjoying Milton Jones: Milton Impossible! Enjoy a meal in the Lyceum Kitchen with delicious starters, mains and desserts prepared fresh in-house.

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Show & Dine: Select a show & dine ticket when choosing your seats online or via the Box Office to enjoy two courses from the menu for a set price. Show and Dine arrival time 6 PM.

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